Signs you drink too much coffee?
- You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people’s fingernails.
- You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
- You don’t need a hammer to pound nails.
- You don’t sweat, you percolate.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You don’t tan, you roast.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
I seriously need a doctor after laughing my socks off, lol.
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